IKEA has long billed itself as the affordable furniture store where items can be brought home immediately, thus saving the customer time and money. But celebrity Hilary recently uncovered the conspiracy that is IKEA. If purchasing lamps at least 16 return trips have to be made to find the correct light bulb. The star estimate that she could have made $17 000 if she had been paid for the time spent driving back and forth to IKEA.

The store also makes not so-veiled attempts to keep customers around longer. For example, if keys are misplaced at IKEA they are not turned in at the lost and found but rather kept in the individual section. Hilary will be informing the RCMP of her findings.