While some people had other, important concerns on September 11th, celebrity Hilary spent at least four and a half minutes worrying about recent gray hairs that have appeared. "To be honest," she said in a prepared statement to the press, "I noticed them a while ago in my make-up mirror, but I didn't really think about it until my friend Marcel started counting them during our lunch break.

"My mother still hasn't gone gray, or so she claims, so I always sort of thought I wouldn't for a while yet either. I only saw one or two but [former friend Marcel] insisted there were at least six. And I also noticed that there's this laugh line on my cheek that just sort of stays there, even when I'm not laughing."

Hilary's fears were somewhat alleviated when she was carded recently while entering an establishment that sells alcohol.