There were three incidents this week when Hilary reintroduced herself to acquaintances only to find they did not remember her name, or even the fact that she is famous. Shockingly, two of these people had actually attended exclusive events at Hilary's home.

Unconfirmed accounts have Hilary whacking the aforementioned ignorants with a Prada purse screaming "Don't you know who I am?" Most friends of the celebrity think this is wishful thinking, especially the part about the Prada purse.

On the bright side, George the shwarma man recognised Hilary and was able to recount exact dates when she had entered his shop. He also noted that she was "beautiful" and yelled "Thank God!" when she confirmed her single status. While some readers might find this alarming, Hilary was flattered, and pleased to receive a free shwarma.