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Hilary Avoids Doing Dishes

In a revolutionary move today, Hilary avoided doing the dishes that have been piling up in her kitchen sink. Commentators wonder whether this is a sign of things to come. According to sources close to the star she was "too busy" Friday night and was trying to spend Saturday "relaxing."

In other news Hilary, for the umpteenth weekend in a row, procrastinated on planting tulip bulbs she bought in late August.