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Hilary Undergoes Modern Clockwork Orange Experience

Hilary recently underwent an extremely frightening experience in which she was forced to watch threatening videos while having sharp objects stabbed into her face. For this honour, Hilary was charged $140.00.

The star went in for what she thought was a routine dental cleaning, but instead was forced to look at enlarged pictures of cavities in her teeth. Following that, she had to watch a video about "gum pockets" and "soft plaque" while a woman picked at her gums with sharp metal pick. The video contained horrifying images that cannot be described in detail here, but included close-ups of bacteria and root canals.

Hilary is relieved that when she returns on Friday for surgery on her mouth, she will at least be unconscious.