The final poem in honour of Valentine's Day... remember to read the disclaimer! For the lonely valentines, the evil valentines, and the unhappy valentines!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I can't believe
I once fell for you

You've got zero style
And you're not all that smart
And yet for a while
You ruled my heart

I remember the day
I confessed my true feelings
Your brutal rejection
Left my poor heart reeling

What a terrible shock
I was awfully sad
But I realised soon
It wasn't all that bad

I still feel joy
When I see you walk by
With your terrible jokes
And your polka-dot ties

Yes despite all your flaws
I still feel elated
I'm just so relieved
That we never dated