Hilary apologised Monday night for her long absence from these pages. Recent work obligations have prevented Hilary from finding anything funny, ever. In a recent meeting Hilary narrowly avoided stabbing herself with a Bic Pen to dull the pain of the ongoing proceedings. Hilary is currently drinking coffee from a cup that hasn't been washed in over a week, but is not feeling it. Pain from employment has made Hilary numb to almost everything.