Last night I fell asleep with a headache.
So I slept a full eight hours.

But I still woke up the the headache.
So I thought I might feel better going to the gym.

But I didn't feel better.
So I kept working out until I did.

But I suddenly got too nauseous.
So I decided to call it quits.

But I realised I was going to be sick.
So I tried to run to the bathroom.

But I didn't make it in time.
So I puked all over the floor.

But I was shaking and ill.
So a stranger helped clean me up.

But I can never go back to the gym again.
So I guess I learned my lesson.