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You Are 26 Years Old
26


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Comments

Hilary, I just turned 26 but apparently I am 29. oh no! I am actually slightly concerned. I guess I will have to make a point of eating cake and ice cream and running around like an idiot until I can get the numbers down. I think the fact that I miss-dialed 911 yesterday should be worth something! I was trying to dial 944 and I accidentally pressed 11 instead. Once you dial it, you're screwed. I had to give my full info to the operator who told me that "911 IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM 944" I said, actually, it's only about 3/4 of a centimeter of difference. And as if that wasn't enough, the Military Police showed up at my cubicle at work to take a statement from me as well. I was like " Are you going to put me in the slammer?" I guess you just can't make an honest mistake anymore. Maybe if I was younger at heart, I would have tried to turn it into a prank call. Maybe the quiz was right!

Sara

What, just 'cuz I like Degrassi and playing spin the bottle at parties, I'm a 16 year old?

Incidently, the site also tells me that my p0rn star name is Chris Cucumber, and my penis' name is "the bald avenger". Who knew?

Apparently I'm 29. I'm hoping that's a sign of my wisdom, though I've long admitted I'm lame, and I'm OK with that. My body just can't handle drunken debauchery anymore. At least I wasn't categorized as a "mature adult".

Oh yeah, and my penis' name (if I had one!) is "Bavarian Beefstick" and my p*rn name is "Delicious". What an informative site you sent me to, Hilary!

Hi Hil!
thanks for sending the update email; you're saving me from actually writing the paper I have due in three hours. anyway, the internet thinks (correctly) that I'm 26 when I'm living with my roommate at school during the week, but switches me to 28 when I'm home with my husband on weekends. That's actually kind of accurate, I guess. In other news, the internet says that I am the 2004 hit song "Toxic" by Britney Spears. How can I be a song I've never heard?

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