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X-Mas Party

Procrastinating again - it's funny how frequent my blog entries get during exams. Anyway I got the invite to my summer firm's swank Christmas party today! It's at the aquarium with belugas. There are also door prizes and apparently a DJ, so I can request songs... so far the private sector's lookin' good!

I'm trying to think of the most inappropriate songs a not-yet employee could ask for...
Groove Armada's I See You Baby, (shaking that ass)
Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up
Outkast's We Luv Deez Hoez

I'm sure you guys have better suggestions that I do...

Comments

If there's karaoke, the answer is a duet of "Afternoon Delight" sung with a much older, married, male lawyer.

"Everybody Deserves to be Fucked" by Sex in Dallas, "Motherfucker from Hell" by the Datsuns, or, for something more likely to be in the collection of a DJ who plays law firm parties: "O.P.P." by Naughty By Nature. Ooh, ooh, how about "Gay Bar" by Electric Six?
I wonder what the belugas will think of all this.

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