An Actual Conversation I Had Today
Tech Support: Hello, tech support.
Me: Hi, I'm having trouble logging in to my account.
TS: What's your name?
Me: Hilary Th0ms0n - T-H-0-M-S-0-N
TS: Hm... I can't seem to find you.
Me: Well I know my username if that helps...
TS: What's that?
Me: H-T-H-0-M-S-0-N
TS: Hmm... I still can't find you in here.
Me: Hmm.
[A pause]
TS: Aha! I found it. Seems someone forgot to put a P in your name when they typed it in here.
Me: There is no P in my name
TS: So your name is Thhh-0ms0n?
Me: Sort of.